“All Dogs Go To Heaven 3 : Bounty Huntin’ With God”
It’s a sad day for America. Criminals breathe a sigh of relief.
RIP big dog.
Aaron Curry got to meet Bindi Irwin. This was at Steve’s funeral.
“The world is my zoo.”
- Bindi Irwin, 2011
It’s not pornographic. Facebook is a child. A naked child.
WELCOME TO HELL
Facebook is pretty cool. They kicked me (Nathan Maas) off for posting the picture you’ll see above. Myspace is REALLY cool because everyone at their headquarters has been dead for months. Tumblr seems okay, like maybe it will last forever (three more wormy years).
Anyways, hi guys.
My friend (Aaron Curry) also just got kicked out of our place in Los Angeles City. Now we’re both wanderin’ ‘round the country, just scopin’ out the babes. Bindi Irwin asked me to marry her. I told her, “quit your job at the factory, tone that butt and we’ll see.” It’s been a month. Screw off, haters.
i don’t donate my blood, cuz my heart pumps crip /
i don’t make out with chicks cuz they bite my lip
